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Nice to meet you. I'm Koebank Idoloid Takahashi.
A few days ago, while lip-syncing to the voice of the person who inputted the words for the first time in the world, a speech app was announced.
The name of the app is "Koebank Takahashi Ai".
And now, with the latest technology, the world's first future program in which Koebank will host has been realized.
Yeah!
Takahashi Takahashi.
I'm Koebank Takahashi Ai.
I'm also Takahashi Ai.
The leader of Morning Musume, Takahashi Ai, has been created based on her appearance and voice.
Yes.
It's my first time on a TV show, but I'm not nervous about being an Idoloid.
I've invited a special guest today.
Yes.
Takahashi Ai, please.
I'm Takahashi Ai. Nice to meet you.
It's weird to be introduced myself, but I'll do my best. Thank you for having me.
This show is a variety of growth that helps Idoloid Takahashi Ai clear various challenges in order to become a great actress.
Yes.
Self, reputation, acting ability, etc. necessary for becoming a great actress are judged for each task.
Yes.
Takahashi Ai's future as an actress is determined by how many out of three hearts she can get.
I'm scared!
If it's three hearts, she's a great actress.
If it's two hearts...
It's normal.
If it's one heart, she's a beginner.
Oh, I see.
Now, will Takahashi Ai become a great actress?
One, two...
Takahashi Takahashi.
Actress, you don't have to say lines smoothly.
Okay.
Let's warm up with tongue twisters.
- I'm really bad at it. - Let's start with Takahashi Ayase.
- Go ahead. - Okay.
"La da re de lo do", "da la da re lo do", "da da za ze ze", "ze to da ze ze"...
I said it!
I don't like it!
Not good at all.
Okay, not good at all. I'm sorry.
Now it's my turn.
Okay.
"La da re de lo do", "da la da re lo do", "da da za ze ze", "ze to da ze ze"...
- Isn't it great? - "La da re lo do", "da la da re lo do", "da da za ze ze", "ze to da ze ze"...
- Isn't it great? - What do you think of it?
It's great, isn't it?
- I'll say it first this time. - Oh, okay!
- Please continue after that. - Huh?!
"Da zo za do do za zo da", "da zo za no do za zo da", "da zo za ze do za zo da"...
- "Da zo za do do za zo da"... - Go ahead.
Huh?! Wait a minute! That's too fast!
Can I look at it?
"Da zo za do do za zo da", "da zo za ze do za zo da", "da zo za ze do za zo da"...
"da zo za ze do za ze zo da"...
- That's too fast! - Not at all.
Not at all... You're calm.
- Okay, I'm sorry. - Next one.
- Okay, next one. - "Ai ue o, iu e wa", "ue wa i, e wa iu", "oa ue".
- Oh, is it this one? - Yes, please.
Yes, thank you.
"Ai ue o, iu e wa", "e wa oi", "iu e wa", "e wa oi"...
I don't know!
- "Ai ue o"... - It's "mwa mwa".
Oh, it's "mwa mwa", I'm glad.
- Next one. - Okay.
"Kaki kakeko", "kakeko ka", "kakeko kaki", "kakeko kakeku", "kakeko kakeku"...
- Yes, please. - Yes, thank you.
"Kaki kakeko", "kakeko kakeko", "kakeko kakeko", "kakeko kakeko", "kakeko kakeko"...
I don't know what it means.
That's true, I don't know what it means. I'm sorry.
Next one.
- "Go kai kurikaeshite kudasai". - "Go kai", okay.
"Manjutsu shujutsu chu", "manjutsu shujutsu chu", "manjutsu shujutsu chu", "manjutsu shujutsu chu", "manjutsu shujutsu chu"...
- Isn't it amazing? - Yes, please.
Yes, thank you.
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No...
Part 1. From 1 to the next level.
I'm sorry, I'm really not good at tongue twisters.
I'm really sorry about that...
Next up is a quiz.
Yes.
For actresses, we need a lesson.
Do we?
Let's answer a lesson with a quiz.
Yes.
Do your best and aim for three hearts.
Yes.
Let's start with a super easy, common sense quiz.
Yes.
Here's the question.
What did Takahashi-san eat for breakfast this morning?
Strawberry cake.
I think you're correct.
Why?!
Frogs are carnivores. Snakes are reptiles.
What about homo sapiens?
It's not a Japanese person, it's a human, right?
It's a human being.
Well done.
You're correct.
I'm glad.
Frogs are carnivores. Takahashi-san is a reptile.
What soccer player came to Japan as a reptile?
What?!
Carnivore?
What is it?
Wait, what is it?
The answer is...
Here's the question.
What was built by which deity?
What did you say?
In the Denbyo era, the deity of Kamakura stood...
Kamakura era?
No.
The deity of Kamakura remained seated.
What is that?!
It never stood.
I'm sorry.
Here's the proverbial question.
Yes, I got it.
Neko niko ban.
Then, what follows a pig?
It's a pearl, right?
You're correct.
I'm glad.
You're amazing.
Thank you.
You're calm.
Happiness is unhappiness.
Unhappiness can lead to happiness.
That change is a famous Chinese proverb that you can't read.
What follows after human extinction?
Human?
I should have asked Rinrin.
Human...
Bungee.
Hang in there!
Bungee.
Bunny's daughter? I don't know! I don't know!
The correct answer is...
a hippopotamus.
I've never heard of it before.
Next question.
What do you call this?
This is hard! What is it?
Oh, you can call it that.
An unusual criminal, right?
Correct.
Oh, you can call it that.
That's amazing.
Oh, thank you!
It's a famous line from Shakespeare's "Hamlet".
Yes.
Should you live? Should you die?
What happens next?
This is a hard one.
It's a hard one, right?
Correct.
Yay! I used to do this in "Hamlet".
Next is the ten-question quiz.
Yes!
Say "fujimi na neko" ten times.
Huh?
Fujimi na neko...
Lupin III's lover is...
Fujii Mine, right?
Correct.
Oh, thank you!
Say "kyouryu" ten times.
Kyouryu, kyouryu, kyouryu, kyouryu, kyouryu, kyouryu, kyouryu...
What comes to Ohotsukukai in winter?
What was it?
Ohotsukukai is a sea dragon?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why?!
What sea dragon?!
It's like a cold sea dragon.
Incorrect.
The correct answer is a dragonfly.
Say "harahetta" ten times.
I'm such an idiot!
Harahetta, harahetta, harahetta, harahetta, harahetta, harahetta, harahetta, harahetta, harahetta...
Takahashi Ayumi, you're really gluttonous.
You just made me say it!
I've had enough!
Next is the history quiz.
Murata Zonoku, Yamagata Arutomo, Gota Takeshi...
Who is not a historical figure?
I don't know any of them.
Is this all human?
Yes.
What?
Yes.
It's Jayan of "Doraemon", Takeshima Goda.
I see.
Is not a historical figure?
I don't know any of them.
Is not a historical figure?
The correct answer is "Duke Togon".
"Duke Togon" is the name of the protagonist of "Gekigaborg13".
I don't know any of them.
I'm sorry.
I don't know any of them.
How many hearts are there?
Is this all human?
I don't like it.
There were two hearts.
It was normal.
Is it normal?
I wanted it.
How was it?
It's a little weird to judge it like this.
I wanted to aim for three hearts.
I only got one for the first time.
But I'm glad I cleared it.
Thank you for your hard work.
Takahashi Takahashi.
This bank is interesting!
Then, can you explain this to me?
Yes.
Please. I will play with it.
Hello.
Touch the input and output.
Enter the text.
Good morning.
Touch the return key.
Good morning.
It's easy, isn't it?
Now, I, Takahashi Ai, would like to ask some questions to idoloids.
Thank you for having me.
Okay, let's get started.
What is your favorite food?
It's grasshopper.
What?
What is grasshopper?
Is it a smelly thing?
I don't like it, but oh well.
Then, what is your specialty?
My specialty is balance.
Oh, balance.
I'm in the middle of three girls and I'm a 50t character.
That's it, isn't it?
YG balance.
Well, I'm good at it.
We are siblings, you know.
Oh, is it a little different?
But me?
Hmm?
Oh, well.
Next.
Let's ask more and more.
Where are you from?
Fukuoka Prefecture.
It's different, isn't it?
It's low there, isn't it?
Well, we are connected and similar, but sometimes we are mistaken.
It's a little scary to ask, but please tell me about your local pride.
Mentaiko and soft serve ice cream are popular.
Animal ramen is famous.
Well, Fukuoka is famous, but Fukui has things like sauce katsudon, Ichiden crab, Ichiden soba, and Ichiden jellyfish.
There are a lot of things.
It's a little...
Oh, well.
Then, who is your respected senior?
I'm Morning Musume.'s senior, Dana Karaina.
I'm your favorite.
I'm your senior, you know.
Oh, come on.
I'm...
Oh, well.
You don't have to say about me, do you?
Then, let's move on.
Please tell me about your respected historical figures.
Takahashi Ain.
Huh?
She's still here.
Well, if you respect me, I'd be happy.
What do you think?
I think it's different.
Next, please tell me your juniors who you think are cheeky.
They are all newbies who are trying to be active in the entertainment world.
Are you kidding me? Let's support them. You have a lot of juniors, don't you?
It's a little scary.
Next, what do you do on your days off?
I drink one cup of tea in a nearby park and preach to children.
What's that? That's a bad person. Be a good person.
I don't like it. You have the same face as me. Can you stop being like me?
It's a little scary to ask.
Let's move on.
I think this person is a little problematic. Can I ask you this? I'm scared.
Please tell me about your seniors who you think are problematic.
It's Yuko Nakazawa.
Yuko Nakazawa? You can't say that. You can't say that.
It's not a problem.
Are you a senior?
Let's move on.
Please tell me about your favorite Tanaka.
It's Makiko.
That's not Tanaka Rena.
What is your favorite Abe?
I said it.
It's Shinzo.
It's not Shinzo Abe.
This is the last one.
I'm a little nervous.
What is your favorite Takahashi?
It's definitely Hideki Takahashi.
It's definitely not me.
I don't like it. I don't like it. I have to ask you this.
I'll ask you a question from here.
What do you like besides grasshoppers?
What is your favorite Tanaka?
What is your favorite Ishikawa?
What about Takahashi Ai-chan?
I don't know what you mean.
- This is the last question. - It's the last one?
- This time, Morning Musume will graduate. - Yes.
- To your fans, seniors, juniors, family, please tell us your thoughts and future plans for Morning Musume. - Ah, that's right.
- Please. - Ah, yes.
Well, Morning Musume will graduate on September 30th.
Ever since I announced my graduation, I've been thinking about how I'm going to spend every day of my life.
Until now, I've been looking forward to graduating.
Of course.
Until that day, I couldn't feel it.
On the contrary, when I graduate, each and every one of them will be the last.
I feel like I'm graduating more than I've ever been before.
I've been graduating for about 10 years and a little over 10 years, and I've been able to continue this far because of everyone who has supported me.
It could be my family, it could be Zunku-san, it could be everyone in the company, it could be the staff who have been taking care of me so far.
I won't forget how grateful I am to all of you, and I will continue to do my best.
Everyone, please support me!
Thank you for your kind words.
Today's guest was Rika Ishikawa-san.
No, no, no, isn't that too much?!
Now, how many cards do you have?
You have 8 cards. You're at the top level.
Yay! I did it!
Takahashi Takahashi.
Next is "etude".
Yes.
You've done "etude", haven't you?
Yes, I have.
At the end of the corner, you will turn around.
Yes.
With three hearts, you will say "it's okay".
With two hearts, you will say "it's okay".
With one heart, you will start over from the beginning.
Yes, I will do my best.
Now, you will express konjac, bean curd and kinugoshi tofu with only your facial expressions.
I can't do it.
First of all, konjac.
Konjac?
Start!
I don't know.
Cut!
Yes, cut!
Next is bean curd.
Bean curd?
Start!
Cut!
Next is bean curd.
Start!
Cut!
That's good.
Is it good?
Next, I will say a famous line, so please act as the other person and react with your face and lines.
Yes.
Then, first of all, from this line of Shakespeare...
Go to Amadera.
Why do you say that?
Do your best.
I will do my best.
I am really nervous.
What should I do?
Hamlet...
Why do you say that?
I can't do it alone!
I need someone to act as the other person.
This is difficult.
Go to Amadera.
Cut! I'm sorry.
This is difficult.
Hamlet, you have done it before, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Then, I will say the next line.
Yes.
I hope you don't notice it.
Is it difficult?
Haha!
Or is it "I don't know"?
I don't know, Buddha.
I'm sorry.
Cut!
I don't like it! What is this?
Next.
Next?
You are also dead.
Card.
What is this?
The next etude's theme is 'time travel.'
According to my narration, please say or act lines in ad-lib.
Is it okay?
I am a time traveler.
Pulling the lever of the time machine, I warped to Africa's primitive times 100,000 years ago.
In front of me, an alien suddenly appeared.
I was in a hurry and pulled the lever, but time went back too much and I crashed into the moment of the universe's birth.
Big Bang.
Big explosion.
Card.
What is this?
I pulled the lever back and warped to 2001.
That's me. I'm practicing dancing with all my might.
I talked to myself, but she can't see me.
What was I thinking at the time?
Anyway, I'll do my best so I can get a singing part!
That's what I thought.
What is your dream?
My dream...
Is it 2001?
My dream is...
I want to collaborate with people from Takarazuka.
If you don't give up, your dream will come true.
It came true!
I think you will graduate from Morning Musume. Is there anything you would like to tell yourself in the future?
Well...
I can't imagine graduating now, but...
But when I graduate...
I will do my best to be congratulated.
I understand.
I will tell you.
Then...
It was a wonderful performance.
No way!
It is highly rated.
This is difficult, isn't it?
"There are three hearts. You should definitely be an actress." "Oh, really? Really? Really? Where is it? Hey, where is it? Hey, where is it? Is this okay? Am I okay? Can I be an actress?" "Really?" "This program is also about time." "Please give me your final impressions." "Yes, it was my first time to answer in my own voice." "It was really fun."
Well, it's me, but it was a little strange that I said something like 'it stinks',
but it's amazing that my voice can be like this,
and it's amazing that I can do something like this now,
and I think I can do more things,
and I think it would be great if I made a program like this,
and there are a lot of Morning Musume members,
so I think it would be great if they all did it,
but it was really fun.
Thank you very much for today.
No, it's me, IDOLOID,
I had a lot of things to say,
and lastly, please leave a message for everyone.
Okay!
I'm done!
IDOLOID, I love you.